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Men are like ……..Laxatives …… They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ………. Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ………. Vacations …… They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ………. Weather …… Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ………. Blenders …… You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

Men are like ………. Chocolate Bars …… Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ……. Commercials …… You can’t believe a word they say.

Men are like ………. Department Stores …… Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ………. Government Bonds …… They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ………. Mascara …… They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ………. Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms …… You never know when they’re coming, how nany      inches                                           you’ll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ………. Lava Lamps …… Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ………. Parking Spots …….. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Somewhere between the *procrastination* and the homework..
and the incessant forwards
and the friendships and the calls
to each other complaining about CrUsHeS and
BF/GF!! Somewhere between the phone calls to old
friends and the "I miss you’s", the "I love you’s" and
the "What are we doing tonight’s?" And somewhere
between all of the changing and growing…
somewhere between the classes and the skipping
classes…and the StUdYiNg for teStS…And the
PRETENDING to "StUdY" for TeStS…
And the downright NOT StUdYiNg for TeStS…
I forgot–I forgot what ScHooL was all about.

         Somewhere between all the appointments, starbuck coffee,
      and Mc Donald’s… paying bills and then NT>not paying bills…
       Making plans then breaking plans… Appearing, Disappearing,
      then reappearing… I forgot–I forgot what it was like to cry.
           I forgot that pretending to be happy doesn’t make you
                      happy… And that pretending to
                be SmArT doesn’t make you smart .. I forgot
                  that you can’t just forget the past in
                  fear of the FUTURE… I forgot that you
                      can’t control falling in LoVe..
              And that you can’t make yourself fall in *LoVe*
                    …. I learned that I can LOVE… I
                   learned that it’s okay to MEsS UP….
                And it’s okay to ask for HELP!!!.. And it’s
         okay to feel like crap… I learned it’s okay to cOmPLaiN
           and wHINe to all your friends for a whole day……..
               I learned that sometimes the things you want
               most you just can’t have and the things that
                  you look for are right in front of you.
                  I learned that the greatest thing about
               HiGh ScHOoL and CoLLeGe and the working world
                     it isn’t about the parties or the
                        DRiNKiNG or the Hookups …

            It’s the *FrIeNdShIpS*, which means taking chances.
           I learned that sometimes the things we want to forget
            are the things which we most need to talk about…
            I learned that TIME and LOVE can heal all things…
   I learned that just when you think it can’t get worse - it does! …
         but with the love and support of friends - you survive…
               I’ve learned that when you start feeling BaD
         about L O S I N G touch and about those that you’ve lost!
                  They too, are feeling the same way….

                I learned that letters from friends are the
           most important things. And that sending cards to your
       friends makes you feel better! But, basically, I just learned
   that my friends…….. Both old and new….. are the most important
    people to me in the world AND…….without them, I wouldn’t be who
                              I am today…..

              So this is a THANK YOU to all of my friends…
        For always being there. And even if we’re not on good terms
       or we have lost touch… I will always have an unconditional
                    love for you.. ~Always and forever~

                                                    "Untitled"

I open my eyes I try to see but I’m blinded by the white light I can’t remember how I can’t remember why I’m lying here tonight And I can’t stand the pain And I can’t make it go away No I can’t stand the pain How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I’ve got no where to run The night goes on As I’m fading away I’m sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me Everybody’s screaming I try to make a sound but no one hears me I’m slipping off the edge I’m hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered And I can’t explain what happened And I can’t erase the things that I’ve done No I can’t How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I’ve got no where to run The night goes on As I’m fading away I’m sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I’ve got no where to run The night goes on As I’m fading away I’m sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me